It’s a real barn-burner tonight as we talk about Cats, Hogs, mobile games - good AND bad, the ongoing free sausage saga, cosplay, Try guys live and MUCH MUCH MORE!
This may be our last show for a little bit and I (Mark) would love to thank both our very nice listeners and Whitney for what has been an incredible experience.

A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: Dragon Quest
A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: Dragon Quest

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*tapping cards on the table*
THANK YOU! Oh boy, oh wow, thank you so much! Boy we’ve got a great show for you tonight, folks - we talk about our perfect days, our first concerts, what happened to Nashville, an in-depth podcast investigation of the dark secret behind pedal pubs, and as a special service announcement we’ve got President Barack Obama and several other celebrities warning us about bidets.
You hear about these, Paul? You ever heard about bidets?

A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: the old town road remix with the yodeling Walmart boy
A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: ANYTHING about the Try Guys Live

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It has been a WILD couple of weeks! Whitney has gone to a beach house, an Olive Garden, Hadestown, YOU NAME IT! Mark took a bath with some elderly Russian men! We recount these wild adventures and ask the tough questions like “how much golf is too much golf,” “why did *redacted* follow Whitney” and “have the people who work at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company seen the movie Forrest Gump?”

A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: Hadestown
A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: a group of white people at the biscuit shop until now!

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After a month trapped on a tiny island in the middle of the BEAUTIFUL fountains at the Bellagio Casino and Resort in scenic Los Vegas we are BACK! This week on I Haven’t Seen That: Whitney lands the big Hickory Farms account and gets ready for a Big Weekend in Beach City, while Mark has to child-proof all of his doors and put anti-slip pads on all of his meatballs! We also talk about being afraid of trouble, buying real percocet from fake doctors and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: Anything past the first season of Game of Thrones
A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: A Full Size Hickory Farms Sausage

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We’re back at it again at the Hickory Farms kiosk in the mall! This week we talk about Whitney’s YouTube series (not available on YouTube), the Brooklyn Folk Festival, sneaking an entire picnic basket into “Philadelphia,” how expensive fruit is, our top ten things of everything, and MUCH! MUCH! MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: oh jeez I don’t remember
A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: I’m producing this after a few whiskeys

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This is it! FIVE WHOLE YEARS, and one wonderful friendship! This one is jam-packed! Everybody’s watching the Sopranos, we’re learning about Vanderpump Rules, Whitney turns into a K-pop fan after midnight, and much much more - including a really nice bit at the end where we reflect on five years of doing this podcast, and then, inevitably, Yakety Sax.

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: the pure joy of having a child
A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: Buzzfeed’s Worth It

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“My jeans? But those jeans burned down…THIRTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT!”
That’s what YOU’LL be saying after you listen to our spooktacular “Halloween in March” episode, filled with thrills, chills, scared boys, Kal Penn, Detective Pikachu, Sonic’s awful, very detailed feet, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: The Favourite
A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

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We’re back with more stories from Brooklyn, where the cats are beloved, the children are goblins and you can DEFINITELY detach both of your retinas by jumping a horse into a pond. Whitney got a beautiful tattoo, and we celebrated their second Emmaversary! We talk about beefsteaks, AGAIN, and decry their pale imitators! We talk about beautiful scared men! All of this and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: Class of the Titans
A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: Prarie Home Companion Live at the Ryman Auditorium

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Stay warm, everybody! It’s cold here in New York City and you know what that means - time to talk about Summer Porridge! But there’s even more this week on I Haven’t Seen That, including Actual Play podcasts, Screaming ASMR, beds that slide apart during the night, a Two Year Emmaversary, Opryland Memories and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: The Wiggles
A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: The Try Guys

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It’s a New Year and Old Us! We’re back at it again, trying and failing to recount everything that has happened over our winter vacations! Mark actually watched some television! Whitney played enjoyable party games! We both traveled and now have become completely unmoored from time! We talk about taking baths, fridges that are just for drinks, closet masks, Fast Car, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN’T SEEN: Tidying Up with Marie Kondo
A THING MARK HASN’T SEEN: A Christmas Story

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